So, I work at a grocery store. Occasionally people dump their trash (boxes, clothes, mattresses..) behind our store, expecting us to clean up after them.

A couple days ago I notice a HUGE 55" TV box stuffed with dirty old air filters, and various other electronics boxes. I think, "What an asshole!" and go back to work. About a minute later it hits me... did I see an address label? There is absolutely no way someone is that stupid.

So I go back out to examine the boxes. Oh dear jesus, there's an address label. Then I realize, this guy is clearly missing his boxes, and what a better way to celebrate the holidays than to return them to him!



So me and a couple friends piled the boxes in my tiny-ass car (that's just the big one and the air filters)




And we wrapped




And wrapped




And filled out a nice card




And ended up with this



We jammed everything back in the clown car and drove. And drove.

And after we got there, this is what we put on his front lawn:






I wish I could have seen his reaction. Hopefully he'll learn to at least take the address labels off of this boxes.
tl;dr guy dumped trash behind my store, got it re-delivered to his house like this