Top 10 Female Celebrities Who Owe Their Career To Their Breasts

There are certain female celebrities that wake up every morning, look in the mirror and give their breasts a giant hug. They know that without them they wouldn't be rich, famous or employed for that matter and they'd probably still live in their hometown married to a Best Buy manager with a massive prescription drug addiction. It's a sad but not uncommon story for the semi-attractive flat-chested women of the world.



#10 Katherine Heigl - Katherine boobs have been working steadily for more than ten years while the rest of her body has been along for the ride. Let's be honest, if Katherine didn't have two large pieces of female anatomy, she never would've made it on Grey's Anatomy.

#9 Sofia Vergara - Sofia's boobs currently star on the ABC show Modern Family and for a family show, it really seems to focus on Sofia's money makers quite a bit. Her breasts gave such an amazing performance that they were nominated for a Primetime Emmy award and a Screen Actors Guild award.

#8 Jenna Fischer - Jenna's breasts are the butt of constant jokes on The Office for a reason... they're the reason she got the gig in the first place. Without them, she'd probably be the girl who got married to her high school boyfriend because both of them realized they couldn't do any better after college.

#7 Kelly Brook - The two giant things above Kelly's stomach are way more famous than she'll ever be. Sure she'd still be attractive without them but she'd also probably be working behind the perfume counter at a department store.

#6 Scarlett Johansson - Sure there's talk that Scarlett has actual acting "talent" but there hasn't been any evidence of that in her movies so far. The world became obsessed with Scarlett's the ginormous best friends a few years back and they did a great job covering up her man voice.

#5 Salma Hayek - When Salma was a little girl she prayed every day for God to give her big boobs and he delivered. It's a good thing because without them, she wouldn't be famous and everyone still wouldn't understand a word she says.

#4 Heather Graham - Heather's career has always been one small step away from amateur porn and she has her chest of toys to thank for that. Her willingness to whip them out in almost every movie she's done is the only reason she has a career in the first place.

#3 Christina Hendricks - Christina's epic hooters landed her the role in Mad Men and her boobs have been the star of the show ever since. Without them she'd be and out of work actress and probably known as the "kinda hot redhead wife of actor Geoffrey Arend."

#2 Jennifer Love Hewitt - Jennifer's cleavage has been working professionally for almost fifteen years now. Her boobs are so talented that they actually landed their own show on CBS about ghosts that love staring at them.

#1 Katy Perry - Katy is a mildly -talented singer that looks like the girl who was your second choice for the senior prom. Did I mention that it also looks like she puts on eye makeup with a paint roller? Let's be honest, we wouldn't know her name if she didn't have those epic knockers.