From our series Football - Show some..., a guide to manly men who are unable to read a book to satisfy their girlfriend or wife (or both) and where we try to destroy the opinion you have about football in a very funny way.

In todays lesson you gonna learn how to kiss her cause what you have been doing till now is not enought to satisfy that insatiable b*tch. Lets start then:





Eskimo Kiss

With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.





French Kiss

The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss" because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this "The English Kiss".





Lip Sucking Kiss When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting.





Eye Kiss

 Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.





Hand Kiss

Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.





Shoulder Kiss

Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.


And you know, if you think about any player while kissing your partner that just mean you like football very much.


                                         Todays tips provided by Romantic Lyrics.