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Showing posts with label graphic artwork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label graphic artwork. Show all posts
If Movie Titles Were Honest
May 19, 2011 1:32 AM
When picking a movie to watch the first thing I look at is the poster. If there is a lot of things blowing up, blood, guns, tits and great headline I pick it; I don't even read the summary. Doesn't matter. And you do the same, DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?
As a result of this shitty method of picking movies the person spends the rest of the day eating ice cream and watching porn trying to distress because those bastards from the department of marketing did a better job than the movie directors themselves.
In a perfect world we would go buy a movie or download it illegally from torrent and spend a relaxing day watching it because we didn't pick the movie Piranha 3D (that is not a horror movie as it is said, but a kinda funny-porn comedy). Yes, in a perfect world, where the posters would be like these:
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| via: College Humor Wanna keep dreaming about the perfect world where you really get to see posters that tell the true? Then stop by Spoiling Posters, and if you think ads should be more honest too then you gotta read How Advertisers Are Screwing With You. And follow the blog on facebook to receive more honest stuff. |
The Pokemons Through The Eyes Of A 13-Years-Old Girl
May 17, 2011 8:45 PM
salanchu is a 14 years old (she was 13 when she submited her first work to deviantart) russian digital painter mad about pokemons. In fact so mad that she created a page on deviantart where she only posts her awesome works about pokemons.
I'm not gonna make any sarcastic comment in this post because aside liking Pokemon very much I also don't have anything on her. Just wanna share this awesome work with you guys.
Keep wathing more cool illustrations in 36 Awesome Star Wars Artworks (+ Bonus, Also Awesome) and Places I Wanna Go Before I Die (But I Can't).
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World Statistics Through Funny Rubber Like Maps (Only The Maps Are Funny)
May 14, 2011 6:24 PM
So what does a rubber and a map of the world have in common? Absolutely nothing. But their combination turns a boring world map visualization into a bubleistic adventure like if you were on LSD. Who had this cool idea was Worldmapper, which shows a world as you’ve never seen before (this happens to be their slogan, btw), deforming the map according to what each country has or is.
Toys Importation
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| If Santa Claus did exist he would be from States. Fact. |
Starting with the good news the Americans will be glad to know (or not) that they are the Nº 1 in toys importation, followed right away just by the United Kingdom. But when we say toys there are all kind of toys and since the data doesn’t specifies what kind of toys we just get to stick to our imagination although we know very well what kind of toys they are talking about. Oh, those toys come from China.
Nuclear Weapons
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| Love the bomb, son, love the bomb. |
With no room for doubts is the fact suspicions that United States is one of 8 territories having strategic nuclear weapons. The other territories are the Russian Federation, France, China, the United Kingdom, Israel, India and Pakistan. This data is from 2002. Just for you to know the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons" that was designed to stop the spread of nuclear weapons was adopted in 1968.
Military Spending and Arms Exports
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| Military spending. |
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| Arms exports. |
Since we are talking about weapons, the United States in addition to maintaining the house safe spending US$353 billion, about 45% of the spent worldwide in 2002, they also "keep the rest of the world safe" exporting weapons. And I’m not talking about small guns like these:
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| via: fottus |
I’m talking about I'm gonna blow everything for fun weapons like this:
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| via: fottus |
and ships, aircraft, missiles, artillery, armored vehicles, and guidance radar systems.
Alcohol and Cigarrets Imports
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| Still missing the gun. |
And of course booze, a lot of booze and cigarettes. Japan is side by side with United States. Meanwhile the people of Cook Islands, Comoros e Tuvlau stay more sober than pope.
Tourist Destinations
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| Europe is booming, literally. |
But the booze, the cigarettes and the weapons are not for tourists, ‘cause these are going to Europe. That’s right. People are heading to Western Europe: Monaco enjoy the formula 1, casinos and the fake believe of it being a tax haven, Andorra to enjoy the ski resorts and the tax haven, mostly; they also go to America mostly Bahamas for its beauty, great weather, facilitated exchange, and other things.
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| God bless... Asia. |
Death from Falls
Meanwhile it seems that in China people are falling like rain. Jokes aside, 63 deaths per million people per year is a lot of death. This kind of death is more common in children, the foolhardy and the elderly, accidental falls mostly. There are also suicide and murder.
Teenage Mothers
So, since in Asia it is normal being a young parent, as in some other parts of the world, there are three times more teenage mothers living in there than live in any other region, where a third of all teenage mothers live in India.
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| Do you see this, MTV? |
Bluntcards For You - All I Wanted to Tell You
May 6, 2011 2:04 PM
Since today is a special day (I'll give one euro to anyone who guesses why. yeah, like hell I will), I've prepared something special for all of you.
I ain't gonna mention all names because I don't like to talk bad things about people publically.
First things first, for the recent news about the royal wedding:
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| via: hipersessao.blogspot.com |
And with this Wally remains the world champion (perhaps the universe) of hide and seek game.
For my collegues in High School who tought they were to cool to be hanging with me and my fellas, this is from all of us from High School:
Hey, person x, vampires like Santa Claus and Democracy doesn't exist, so:
For those on facebook this is what your 2067 "friends" are really thinking:
Hum..., what else? Hum... Oh, I almost forgot. The other person x, I am not obliged to congratulate you for the birthday, and btw, you are getting older and older.Since you insist here is something for you:
Well, thats all folks. I just wanna thank bluntcard.com, who makes these awesome cards, for helping me send those bastards to that place, with style, retro style.
PS: I didn't mean all that I said, at least not that about your "friends" on facebook. Some of them go thre to check you getting humiliated.
How Disney Killed My Princess
Apr 27, 2011 3:02 PM
Seriously. Passing all my childhood and half of my adolescence believing in
things that Disney told me. Damn you, Disney.
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| Art by Alex. |
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